1. Know where the airport is
2. Screenshot your boarding pass
3. Always print out your boarding pass
4. Get a flexible friend
5. Skip the check-in queue
6. Skip the security queue
7. Remove your Crown Jewels
8. Take a spare plastic bag
9. Never join the security queue with kids in
10. Wear matching socks
11. Fly at a time when it is socially acceptable to drink whisky
12. Set an alarm so you don’t miss your plane
13. Keep the kids entertained
14. Get some work done
15. Don’t queue to get on the plane
16. Bump yourself up to business
17. Make a good impression at immigration
18. Look before you leave